glenn\ beck

glenn\ beck
1. (Glenn Beck) (2398↑, 961↓)
1. Synonymous with the word "bullshit." 2. Synonymous with the word "myth." 3. Synonymous with the words "drug addict; alcoholic." 4. Synonymous with a radio/TV host who spreads bullshit, myths, rumors, and a bunch of other random, nonsensical fuckery on a daily basis. Used to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.

1. David: Hey Doug, I heard some bad rumors about you at school. Doug: Don't worry, it's a bunch of Glenn Beck. 2. In Ancient Glenn Beckology, there were stories of dragons and serpents. Note: I said STORIES. 3. A: Bill became a Glenn Beck, so he smoked pot until his brain stopped functioning. B: Michael sure loves his booze, he must be an Glenn Beck\! 4. Glenn Beck: Welcome to the Glenn Beck Program, my shit smells excellent.

2. (glenn beck) (1145↑, 656↓)
a talk show host who recreated his whole persona to fit the neo-con mold. Started the latest fad of [glennbecking]which is a method of getting rid of anyone who has a different opinion than you do.

Glenn Beck on killing filmmaker Michael Moore "I'm thinking about killing [glennbecking] Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out -- is this wrong?" [5/17/05]

3. (Glenn Beck) (1020↑, 585↓)
1. A mangina that pisses sitting down. 2. The fecal drippings from a buttsex creampie that run down the taint to create an unwanted pregnancy. 3. An aborted abortion, the result being that only the brains have been vacuumed but the person remains very much alive. 4. One of the original Garbage Pail Kids. 5. An "anchorman" who leaks estrogen out of his man-tits and cries repeatedly but is still one of the most fair and balanced personalities on Fox News.

1. I know she wears a skirt, but that's a dick-tucking Glenn Beck. 2. She went to the clinic to take care of that Glenn Beck. 3. That poor Glenn Beck can't even velcro his shoes by himself. 4. That Glenn Beck is the least valuable Garbage Pail Kid card ever. 5. Wow. Did you see Glenn Beck last night? That was a great newscast\!

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4. (Glenn Beck) (846↑, 426↓)
The epitome of stupid.

You don't need one if you've seen "Glenn Beck" on FOX.

5. (glenn beck) (921↑, 592↓)
Just some fat bastard with a really annoying voice who thinks he's hot shit, when is just shit. Lying is his hobby and lacks the brain to argue those who oppose his views and one of the biggest losers on television. How he got his own show is beyond me.

CNN viewr: Yesterday, Glenn Beck says Iran is the biggest threat to the planet even though the NIE reported them shutting down the nuclear power program years back last month. Can you believe that moron? Climate Change: Who cares, makes my job easier and quicker.

6. (Glenn Beck) (567↑, 285↓)
The Pee-Wee Herman of news punditry. A goofball extraordinaire who defies conventional wisdom by maintaining a loyal audience.

Caller: I'm asking you a logical question\! Glenn Beck: I'm giving you a logical answer\! Caller: You don't have logic\! Glenn Beck: You're right. Caller: Where's your logic? What would you do? I'm asking you, "What would you do to change this healthcare system for the better?" After all, everytime you people bring up cost, you don't care about the trillions of dollars going to the banks and all the credit card companies... Glenn Beck: Cathy, GET OFF MY PHONE\!\!\! GET OFF MY PHONE YOU LITTLE PINHEAD\!\!\! I DON'T CARE\!\!\! YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS\!\!\! GET OFF MY PHONE\!\!\! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND TODAY\!\!\!\!

7. (Glenn Beck) (529↑, 293↓)
The only male in history to survive an abortion Not once Not twice but THREE times...but even greatness such as this comes with a price And in this case it's called mental retardation BUT THIS MAN PERSEVERED\!\!\! And accompanied his mental illness with drug abuse and alcoholism AND THIS MAN STILL STANDS TALL, HE STILL STANDS STRONG\!\!\! He will own all your bases....he will own the children you thought would be safe inside those bases and unlike the mighty Titan Cronos (who inspired Obama to be a Marxist. I know this because Glenn knows this) He will not imprison them in his stomach... BUT HE WILL DISINTEGRATE THEM FOR THEIR INEPTNESS AND LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENT\!\!\!

Glenn Beck knows when you're sleeping...he knows when you're awake and he knows if you've been conservative or Marxist so conserve for conserving sake. And if you DARE DECEIVE HIM, he will hunt down your family, your friends, your co-workers, your landlord, even the people who protect you and you will PRAY & BEG for mercy....but he never forgives and never forgets and he will never eat.....he will never sleep.....and he will never...stop....

8. (Glenn Beck) (291↑, 94↓)
According to the ancient myths and legends, Glenn Beck was "created" from a giant turd farted out of the disease infected ass of [Rush Limbaugh], which was then fertilized and nurtured for six days and six nights by [Ann Coulter], who subsequently gave birth to the end result. Stats: Glenn Beck is roughly humanoid in appearance, comprising 80% feces, 10% grain alcohol, 5% hot air, 4% unidentifiable matter and 1% human skin. It feeds on liquor, various drugs, hatred and media attention. It's primary habitat is currently the [Fox News] studios in New York City. Glenn Beck's political beliefs are an extremely demented and warped version of Right-Wing Conservativism, coupled with an even more demented and warped version of Christianity. Glenn Beck is known for spouting an endless stream of lies, distortions, half-truths, propaganda, false claims, made-up facts, treasonous banter, harmful advice, and good-old-American-bullshit. Glenn Beck seems to host what outwardly appears to be a cable news program, but is in reality a paid political shill factory with zero journalistic qualities. Glenn Beck is also accompanied by several other of these "Fox Newscasters," all of of whom have never attended any type of journalism academy or have received degrees in said subject. What to do if you encounter Glenn beck: Your best hope is to toss him a bottle of cheap scotch, run in the opposite direction and hope for the best\!

Not satisfied with having a cable "news" show, Glenn Beck must also spout his banter on a syndicated radio program as well.

9. (Glenn Beck) (242↑, 84↓)
A person at the highest level of the autistic spectrum who has an insatiable desire for attention. He usually spouts unintelligible nonsense and conspiracy theories before completely breaking down.

"What's wrong with your son?" "He is Glenn Beck." "Oh I'm sorry."

10. (Glenn Beck) (328↑, 172↓)
A over paid, non-educated, raging alcoholic, pill popping Latter-day Saint. He speaks, cries and broadcasts lies, mis-facts and is trying to impress the misguided right wing in the US. Guess if he believes in the Mormon Church, he believes the lies that pour from his mouth.

A: Uh-oh, Mormon missionaries, run\! B: Why? They are cute\!\! A: They will Glenn Beck your ass. B: RUN\!

11. (Glenn Beck) (204↑, 55↓)
A demagogic, hate-mongering Fox news host who attempts to indoctrinate viewers with his pseudo-populistic, crypto-fascist bullshit. He may claim to be the "savior of the American middle class" and the leading force against "liberal, elitist America" yet is, in fact, a corporate-adulating, affluent elitist who, with other right-wing news hosts, attempts to portray practical, necessary measures such as public option health care and the extension of gay rights as Marxist pervasion of our society. In addition, anyone who refuses to listen or capitulate to Glenn Beck's right-wing propaganda is, according to him and his brainwashed teabagging followers, either one of the following epithets: a Marxist, a socialist, a Nazi, and/or fascist (especially when fascism and Nazism are clearly RIGHT-WING ideologies) In addition, Beck is schizophrenic and perenially intoxicated, as shown in such instances as him claiming to have spoken to God and asking the aforementioned deity for support in his so-called crusade against secular "liberal America." Overall, Glenn Beck is idiotic and should be avoided at all times.

Obstinate, indoctrinated teabagger: OBAMA'S A MARXIST\!\!\! NOT ONLY HAS HE NATIONALIZED HEALTH CARE, BUT HE'S ALSO TRYING TO REPEL THAT DONT' ASK, DON'T TELL LAW\! THAT'S DEFINITELY SOCIALISM RIGHT THERE\! Liberal: Where did you get that bullshit from? Teabagger: Mein Reich Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels...I mean, my favorite tv news host Glenn Beck told me. Liberal: You're fucking retarded if you listen to Glenn Beck.

Author: Fox News is bullshit http://glenn-beck.urbanup.com/5436420
12. (Glenn Beck) (190↑, 55↓)
The worst thing to happen to the United States. It spreads lies like a hooker spreads AIDS. The bad part is that people actually believe the bullshit spewing out of it.

Sheep 1: Hey did you see Glenn Beck last night? Didn't you believe it all? Sheep 2: Yeah totally\! It's like, so true that Hummers are not gas guzzlers, right? Sheep 1: Yeah, they get better mileage than a Nissan\! Person with actual brains: Glenn Beck is bullshit, you can't believe every moron with money.

Author: Person with actual brains http://glenn-beck.urbanup.com/5483537
13. (Glenn Beck) (164↑, 37↓)
Neolithic caveman who vouchsafes his stupidity to the poor souls who accidentally flipped through Fox News on their way to the Food Network.

Glenn Beck: I don't think Jesus ever used the word "vouchsafe."

14. (Glenn Beck) (273↑, 149↓)
A Glenn Beck is when you get a little bit of shit between your two front teeth.

"Gross, man. You got a Glenn Beck between your two front teeth. Hold still Ill get it out"

15. (Glenn Beck) (167↑, 62↓)
Sadly, Glenn has become a synonym for "What is a Clown?"Born in Mount Vernon, Washington, State, Received the Key to the city in 2009. Needs a real Life, Has hood winked a lot of people, Seems to be anti-semantic. Many have correctly identified him as a person we can ignore.

Glenn Beck recently made at comment about George Soros and the Jewish INTERMENT.

16. (glenn beck) (122↑, 39↓)
Next to George Carlin, the greatest comedian who has ever lived. Only difference is that he belongs in a straitjacket. He rambles on about how Obama is a "nazi communist." If that's not the greatest comedy act since "The Seven Words You Can't Say on TV," I don't know what is. Let's see, what's some other funny stuff beck has said: well, he's against gay marriage, anti gun control, pro "family values," a misogynistic bastard, and he's pro life. Isn't he hilarious? Seriously. If you feel like laughing, I highly reccomend watching one of his shows on the comedy network that is FOX.

Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing]." –The Glenn Beck Program. "So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. ... Eugenics. In case you don't know what Eugenics led us to: the Final Solution. A master race\! A perfect person. ... The stuff that we are facing is absolutely frightening." –"The Glenn Beck Program," "When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." –"The Glenn Beck Program," "Satan's mentally challenged younger brother." –Stephen King

Author: George_Carlin_is_God http://glenn-beck.urbanup.com/5807111
17. (Glenn Beck) (117↑, 37↓)
A moron who has absolutley no idea what the fuck he's talking about and is a god fosaken moron.

Dude I saw this guy on TV, he's such a Glenn Beck\! Ironically that's the guy's name\! No I'm serious\! Seriously do you need to know more?

Author: Random Shenanigans http://glenn-beck.urbanup.com/5915767
18. (Glenn Beck) (105↑, 33↓)
Synonymous with the slang term "Smelly Douche Bag."

Jesus Christ again? What a Glenn Beck.

19. (Glenn Beck) (41↑, 70↓)
A radio host who I'd notorious for his "right-wing" views. Many people believe he is a moron who talks about conspiracy theories and "conservative drivel". If any of the other posters on this page had actually watched one of his episodes on fox news or listened to him on the radio, they would know that he has predicted many things that have come true. Such as: gold prices, food priced, attempted formation of a Muslim caliphate, and the rise in gas prices.

You may Or may not agree with Glenn Beck on many issues, but you should respect him. Or atleast tolerate him (according to all of you guys, the dems are all about "tolerance").

20. (Glenn Beck) (26↑, 111↓)
A man who has lost it all and through faith in God rebuilt his name by telling what he has found to be the truth. A man who teaches his audience to search for the truth themselves. His primary messages are, seek the truth, stand in the truth, and prepare for the worst/ hope for the best. In 2011 he launched a subscription news network called GBTV.com.

Glenn Beck has held events in August 2010 and 2011 to restore honor to America, and restore courage by standing for and with Israel as they come under attack.

21. (Glenn Beck) (60↑, 179↓)
A man who tries to show america its faults by way of constructive criticism. A man who is largely unpopular with the democratic party. A man who gets insulted by cowards on the internet because of their disagreements of what he stands with.

keep your shit off urban dictionary. Glenn Beck is not the devil, quit being a coward and do something productive with your time.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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